Woody: Just a Sneaker Gigolo
By James Oyedijo
The world of magazine publishing is crazy. Very few
publications last more than a year. The people that create mags
don't do it to get rich and famous. They do it because they
feel compelled to do so. The best magazines are extensions of
the creator's personality- all the things that make a person
peculiar. Woody is into sneakers. Before it became supa-cool
to be a sneaker head, his passion made him a joke among his
friends. Well, things change, sneakers are big and Sneaker Freaker
has become the sneaker enthusiasts' bible. Sneaker Freaker will
be releasing a book this month, with content from the first
six issues and loads of new material. I got the chance to talk
to Woody about the incoming Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke.
Ha! Just kidding.
DM: How does one go about becoming an international
sneaker gigolo? On a related note, do you know the words to
Just A Gigolo? - the Ted Lewis classic, masterfully
remade by David Lee Roth in 1985.
Woody: Did you google Ted Lewis or did you
know that already? You’re a freak if you do. I know that
song, I think the film clip was made at Venice Beach and had
a lot of chicks on roller skates. The clips cool but the song
sucked balls, it just wasn’t up there with ‘Hot
for Teacher’ or ‘Panama’ and Dave abseiling
down a mountain dressed in lycra! But to answer your question,
there’s not many international sneaker gigolos, and I
am proud to call myself that. It doesn’t mean anything
at all but it sounds like a good job and someone has to do it,
so I’ll take that...
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